Second serving: 15 more Thanksgiving jokes for kids

When it comes to Turkey Day, corny jokes make a tasty appetizer for kids of all ages, as my 20 Thanksgiving jokes for kids post proves. So just in time for this year’s feast and fun with little ones (and big ones, too), I offer up a second serving of similarly silly stuff to giggle about as you gather together.

What can you never eat for Thanksgiving dinner?
Breakfast or lunch

What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash

What do you call a haunted turkey?
A poultry-geist

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him

What are turkeys mostly thankful for at Thanksgiving
Vegetarians

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken

How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
Only one, but you really have to squeeze her in

Why didn't the Pilgrims tell secrets in the corn field?
Because corn has ears

What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?
Fowl balls

What type of key is not good for opening doors?
A Tur-key

Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language

What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food

How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore

When is the best time to eat a turkey?
When it is cooked and on the dinner table

What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY

Wishing you and yours a blessed and bountiful Thanksgiving holiday!