Predictable me
/If you have kids in your circle of influence, you're likely well acquainted with Gru, Vector and minions of myriad mannerisms.
Yes, I'm talking about the characters from Despicable Me.
While I had no familiarity with the Gru crew until Despicable Me 2 came out and I had the pleasure of viewing it at the theater with Bubby and Mac, I'm far more familiar with a similar sort I like to call... Predictable Me.
That would be, ahem, me. Try as I might to be mysterious and unpredictable in hopes of living a life large and thus worth writing (and reading) about, I'm pretty boring. And predictable.
A few examples:
Predictable Me's Proof of Predictability
• When visiting my grandsons, we always read bedtime stories together.
• I sit in the same general area — preferably the exact same seats — each time I go to church or the movie theater. (I blame it on Jim, but that's only half true.)
• Frittatas are my go-to meal when I don't know what to make for dinner.
• Talk of having a million dollars always includes mention of a monkey. And a dress any color but green.
• My feelings are hurt each time I ask Megan about experiences Bubby and Mac recently had with their other grandma and great-grandma — the fun, active grandmas who get to do more than just babysit.
• No matter how much or how little my mealtime glass has been filled, I will not finish the entire glass. And I don't drink until I'm done with the meal — which is perhaps why I don't finish it.
• My gift wish list always includes candles, books, cool socks and coffee.
• When in a conflict or argument with a family member, once things simmer down and I've walked away, hung up or stopped texting, I will inevitably return moments later with, "There's one last thing I just have to say about this and then I'm not saying anything else!"
• If I get up early so I have plenty of time to prepare before leaving for an event or trip, I always end up running behind... because I fritter away all the extra time I built in as I assume I have so much extra time.
• I tear up every time I hear Adele sing Someone Like You. Or Sinead O' Connor sing Three Babies.
• And I weep a tad every time I watch The Voice. Not because my favorite "voices" lose battles but because there's always at least one voice in each episode so passionate it brings me to tears.
• I strain my head to look out the vehicle's passenger side window when I'm not the driver. Not because there's anything interesting out there but because everyone else's driving scares the <cuss> out of me.
• When dining on restaurant food with friends or family — whether at the restaurant or carry out — I ask those with me, "How is your ______." Maybe I'm a pig who wants a bite of theirs. Or maybe I'm a Mom who wants to ensure everyone is satisfied.
• I take it personally when no one responds to me during Twitter chats and parties even though I tell myself not to and promise myself I won't.
• When I'm at a loss for something wise and witty to write about, I compose a list.
• I always end conversations, phone calls, emails, letters and texts with the folks I care most about with some version of I love you. Plus an emoticon/graphic/emoji goodie, when possible.
That's it. End of list. Thanks for reading.
Love ya! ♥
Oh, and Happy Halloween!
Today's question:
In what ways are you predictable?
