My Easter peeps
/My Easter peeps!
I had the privilege of spending Easter Sunday with Jim, Andrea, Brianna, Patrick, and James.
Based on the photos I nabbed, I'm pretty sure James had a good time despite being the only child in the crowd.
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I had the privilege of spending Easter Sunday with Jim, Andrea, Brianna, Patrick, and James.
Based on the photos I nabbed, I'm pretty sure James had a good time despite being the only child in the crowd.
Read MoreMegan texted me photos of Bubby and Mac sporting their bunny ears on Easter.
I originally planned to share those with...
Valentine's Day may still be visible in the rear-view mirror, and St. Patrick's Day is just around the bend. But Easter will be here sooner than we think, meaning now is prime time for memorizing some Easter jokes to share with the kids. Here are 50 to get the ball, er, Easter egg rolling.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken.
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
By hare plane.
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot.
Why are people tired in April?
Because they just finished a march.
What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
Two points, just like the other basketball players.
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one. After that, it’s no longer empty.
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
EGG-xercise and HARE-robics.
How does Easter end?
With the letter R.
What kind of plants do Easter eggs grow?
Eggplants.
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for three hours.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Esther
Esther who?
Esther Bunny.
Why did the old man put the Easter Bunny on his head?
Because he had no hare.
How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
He said it was eggs-cellent.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that sat in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?
With a hare brush.
What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A smarty pants.
What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
The Easter Bunana.
What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
What's red, pink and blue with yellow all over?
An Easter egg rolling down the hill.
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer.
Why should you never tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
How does a rabbit keep his fur in place?
With hare spray.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
Why did the bunny go to the dance?
To do the bunny hop.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
How are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply really fast.
What kinds of bedtime stories do bunnies like?
Ones with hoppy endings.
What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?
Hip hop.
What do you call a sleeping Easter egg?
Egg-zosted.
What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
Went on their bunnymoon.
How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
Hoppy Easter.
If a rooster layed an egg on top of a hill, which side would it roll down?
Neither, roosters don’t lay eggs.
What kinds of beans never grow in a garden?
Jelly beans.
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day.
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?
IHOP.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
What days do eggs hate the most?
Fry-days.
How do rabbits say good-bye to carrots?
It's been nice gnawing you!
What do you call the Easter Bunny after Easter?
Tired.
Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
Because it has four rabbit’s feet.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?
An Egg-stra terrestial.
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the gray hares.
Plus, one especially for the grandpas:
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
This post linked to Grandparents Say It Saturday.
Today's question:
How do you like your eggs (sunny-side up, etc)?
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